Series Name
Season 1, Episode 7 (2/2)
Air date February 6, 2004
Written by John Behnke
Rob Humphrey
Directed by Howy Parkins
Episode Guide
The Way of the Dave
 Beauty and the Zit is the second half of the 7th episode of Dave the Barbarian.


Candy demands Oswidge come up with a magic spell to remove a pimple from her face on the night of the Barbarian Ball, but the zit turns into a zit monster and he's bent on taking her back. However, as it turns-out the monster only wants to be her date to the dance and then the two perform a song that strongly parodies the song Beauty and The Beast. Candy and the Zit's song is called Candy And The Zit.



  • The title of this episode is a parody/play on of Beauty and the Beast.


[Candy asks for fashion advice from Fang.]
Fang: I don't give a rabid weasel's snout what you wear to some stupid dance.
Candy: You don't understand! One fashion mistake, and the other girls will rip me to shreds!
Fang: Cool!
Candy: No, I mean, really, rip me to shreds.
Fang: Cooooool!

Oswidge: I just heard I'm going to emcee the ball! And the emcee always eats first! [Licks lips.] They're gonna have those nutlogs I like!

Dave: I just heard I'll be working the hat check room at the ball. So many hats... It's like a... A beautiful dream.

[Candy screams at the sight of her zit.]
Dave: What is it!? A monstrous ogre!? An ogreous monster!? Tell me quick so I'll know the best way to run away!

Oswidge: A little magic, I'll have that hideous thing off your face faster than you can say, "get this hideous thing off my face."
Candy: Get this hideous thing-
Oswidge: Gitripozene!

[Uncle Oswidge turns Candy into a stack of magazines.]
Dave: Hey, look! It's the Pillaging Illustrated swimsuit issue!
Candy: Move your hand one inch closer, and you'll be pulling back a stump.

Candy: Uncle Oswidge, I could kiss you! If you weren't so short, and old, and ugly, and smelly.
Oswidge: I'm not that short.

Candy: Um... You wanna dance?
Pank: Sure. Wait... you mean with... you?

[The Zit kidnaps Candy.]
Candy: Hank! Do something!
Pank[Looking at his pants.] Uh... I think I just did.

Dave: Okay, I'll do it. But only if I don't have to fight the monster.
Fang: Of course you have to fight the monster! What're you gonna do, bake him a pie!?
Dave: But everybody loves pie!

Ted: You know what I hate most about eating people?
Stu: When their shoes get caught in your teeth?
Ted: Bingo!

Zit: I am Sebacious D. Wisehop. But you may can call me, "Zit."
Candy: I'm Princess Candy.
Zit: I know, I used to be on your forehead.
Candy: Why did you grab me?
Zit: Because I'm a monster! An evil, bloodthirsty, uncivilized monster! Who's totally in love with you!

[Candy tells Dave that zit cream never works.]
Dave: Oh no? Well, this is New-and-Improved Zit-B-Gon!
Zit[Gasps.] Not New-and-Improved Zit-B-Gon! With the miracle ingredient XV-17, zits don't stand a chance against Zit-B-Gon! Now available in regular or grape!
Oswidge: Don't cry, Candy. You're still young. As a teenager, you'll have a lot more chances to fall in love! And if not, at least you'll have a lot more zits!

Episode Edit

Dave the Barbarian 1x07 Beauty and the Zit

Dave the Barbarian 1x07 Beauty and the Zit